Here’s a selfie I don’t remember taking.
yeah but what if fred weasley became a hogwarts ghost
pulling pranks and flirting with seventh-years and telling an over-exaggerated version of his death to anyone who will listen, haunting slytherin first years and popping up in the boring classes and making faces at the teachers behind their backs
skip a few decades. george weasley dies.
fred’s ghost is never seen again in hogwarts
this makes me feel better about everything
Me: “Well, you can’t unpoop a poop.”
4yo (shaking head solemnly): “And you can’t eat it either.”
This was our dinner time conversation.