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  2. top-banana-in-the-shock-dept:

    American men, ladies and gentlemen.

    (Source: rhaenyrra)

     
  3. Seriously? These stupid “women’s” magazines are a joke. The article itself (“4 Tricks Guys Use on Dates”, about how men supposedly determine whether or not they like the person they are on said date with) was bad enough, although honestly just stupid, not inherently sexist. The damn comments though! THESE ARE REAL WOMEN FROM RIGHT NOW talking about how they expect not to pay for things, etc. 

    "To pay on the first date would feel like I’m paying the guy to go out with me." ACTUALLY WTF. So he’s supposed to pay you to go out with him? There is so much wrong with this. The "reach test" in the article was referring to the fact that most guys will look to see if you reach for your wallet and offer to pay for the date, and women are appalled by this? I’m sorry, but last time I checked, you wanted to be allowed to have a job and rights and things but you think it’s "unromantic" if you have to pay for the food that you just ate? 

    Yes, lady, if you have to pay for your own food, the gays and the negros will also take over the world! It’s true, they’ve been plotting it together for years. 

    tl;dr people are idiots.

     
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  5. Moral of the story: models are very bad at drawing hearts

    (Source: imperfectionbyeg, via we-should-fuck-now-that-i)

     

  6. Someone please come yank me out of bed and tell me come on Gail your apartment needs cleaning and your rock gym needs a visit and your social life needs to exist.

     
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  9. scene-killer:

    depressed—equestrian:

    Did you ever realize how much your body loves you? I mean its always trying to keep you alive. That’s all your body has to live for. Your body is making sure you breathe while you sleep, stopping cuts from bleeding, fixing broken bones, finding ways to beat the illnesses that might get you. Your body literally loves you so much. It’s time you start loving your body back.

    (via delanybee)

     

  10. weetbixgod:

    all-because-we-fell-in-love:

    floozys:

    vaginas are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to its original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

    Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

    I am honestly concerned for the state of sex education in America

    (via cinderellaatthegrave)

     

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  12. The sunset tonight was absolutely captivating

     

  13. Whenever I have a free second, I consider the possibility of working out, then I inevitably decide to lay in bed and read and eat chocolate chips instead. Sorry abs.

     
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